A heartwarming tale

Once upon a time, in a sleepy land at the bottom of the world, lived Little Johnny. Little Johnny was a nasty, opportunistic white bigot who spent his entire career fostering prejudice against Asians and black people, when he wasn’t paying young men to kill Muslims.

All this became a little tiring after a while, and, having attained his three-score-and-ten, our hero decided to put his feet up by taking a nice, comfortable job, free from the stresses of full-time bigotry and butchery.

Here our tale takes an ugly turn, for the job Little Johnny chose involved lording it over large numbers of Asians, black people and Muslims. Who smartly told him to go fuck himself, much to the dismay of Little Johnny’s friends and the liberal media.

The moral of the story is that the victims and the villains aren’t always who you think they are.


One Response to “A heartwarming tale”

  1. ejh Says:

    I’ve searched that Cricinfo story for the term “dog whistle” and do you know, I haven’t found it…

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